Nigeriano fumado...

En esta ocasión el email que recibo sin duda ha sido redactado tras una ingesta desmedida de alcohol o alguna sustancia psicotrópica. El Nigeriano malotote me pide 12 nombres, ya que me va a mandar 5000 dólares (que por cierto, me vienen de maravilla), porque hay un cofre con dos millones de dólares, pero que está en una habitación de hotel, y el gerente, un tal Anthony, dice que hasta que no le paguen la habitación el cofre no sale de allí... Enredo trepidante, je, je...

> DEAR FRIEND
> AM TOM TEMBA I WANT YOU TO KINDLY SEND ME 12 FIRST NAMES THAT I
> WILL USE IN SENDING YOU MY MONEY $5,000 DOLLARS AND GIVE YOU THE MTCN
> NUMBER TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER TO BE PICKING UP THE MONEY IN YOUR
> COUNTRY AS AM TALKING TO YOU THE TRUNK BOX WORTH $2MILLION DOLLARS IS
> WITH THE HOTEL MANAGER MR ANTHONY DALIE , BUT THE KEY IS WITH ME WHICH
> THE HOTEL MANAGER DO NOT KNOW THE CONTENT OF THE TRUNK BOX BUT UNTIL I
> PAY HIM HIS STORAGE AND FEEDING FEE BEFORE THE TRUNK BOX WILL BE
> RELEASE TO ME SO YOU CAN CONTACT THE HOTEL MANAGER MR ANTHONY DALIE ON
> EMAIL anthony_dalie2008@yahoo.com AND LET HIM KNOW YOU WANT TO STAND TO
> ASSIST ME CLAIM THE TRUNK BOX IMMEDIATELY THE TRUNK BOX IS RELEASE TO
> ME I WILL START SENDING YOU MY MONEY ON EACH OF THE NAMES THAT I ASK
> YOU TO SEND TO ME
>
> AS SOON AS POSSIBLE I WILL SEND YOU THE FIRST $5,000 DOLLARS ON YOUR
> NAME AND GIVE YOU THE INFORMATION TO PICK IT UP AND CONFIRM IT TO ME
>
> KINDLY REACH ME WITH YOUR DIRECT CELL PHONE NUMBER AND THE NAMES
> UNTIL YOU RECEIVE ALL THE FUND BEFORE YOU WILL SEND INVITATION LETTER TO
> ME TO COME AND JOIN YOU INVEST MY FUND OVER IN YOUR COUNTRY SO IF YOU
> ARE WILLING TO HELP ME SIMPLY SEND THE NAMES AND CONTACT THE HOTEL
> MANAGER MR ANTHONY DALIE AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THE FIRST SET YOU WILL
> SEND DOWN MORE NAMES TO BE RECEIVING MY FUND QUICKLY ATTACH IS THE
> DEPOSIT SLIP AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT THE HOTEL MANAGER AND THE TRUNK BOX
> IS RELEASE I WILL BE SENDING YOU THE MONEY THREE TIMES EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU
> RECEIVE ALL THE FUND SEND INVITATION LETTER TO ME MY MONEY IS CLEAN AND
> SPENDABLE IMMEDIATELY
>
> TOM TEMBA

Por supuesto, yo le contesto y le doy los 12 nombres, además de mi móvil VIP, para que me vaya mandando los dólares... Al poco tiempo me llama por teléfono, desde Nigeria, y le entretengo casi media hora..

Dear Tom, please proceed accordingly with the required statements as
follows; carlos, charles, edmund, phillip, hortensia, arraskatevi,
hortensio, evaristo, cacaculo, pedopis, silvia and ana.
As soon as the required fulfilments are stated as precised, please release
the trunk box in order to get hold of the funds as arranged. PLease note
that my full cooperation is precised as in order to achieve the
requirements it is hopefully intended that we are in perfect
co-ordination.
Please note that I am a very important businessman and with me all the
procedures are secured totally. In case there is any misunderstanding,
please contact me urgently either by mail or on my personal VIP mobile
0034635871916. Best regards, Felipe