Enredos nigerianos

A continuación adjunto una carta de John, un Nigeriano malote que quería timarme con su sistema de cartas. Pues bien, enredé un poco el argumento, pues como él se supone que me iba a mandar 15 millones de dólares, le dije que iba a dejar un millón allí para crear la "Columbus Baby Niger Foundation", y le nombré gerente de la misma, con un sueldo de 5000 dólares al mes, pero le exigí que a las nueve de la mañana me llamase para decirme que ya estaba trabajando, y le ponía los deberes de día, que iban desde buscar una casa para la fundación (con jardín, a ser posible), hasta realizarme un completo estudio de la fiscalidad vigente en Nigeria para ese tipo de fundaciones. Entre medias me invento un supuesto diplomático que aparece en Madrid, que viene de su parte, y al que yo le pago las comisiones destinadas a Johny, el Nigeriano malote....

"Dear Mr Felipe Prior to our telephone conversation l have gone to make enquiries about the building we will use and l have got some pictures for it the the green store building is 450,000 euro,the rest two are 350,000 and 250,000 respectively. Sir l am surprise when a diplomat will tell you l sent him and you believe him you want to pay me my salary and the barrister consultation fee you told him to come and give it to me l am not happy at all l try to stop you but you are telling me that you have to give him to come and see me a man l have not seen once and he is a scam you have to believe me. Sir l am still waiting to hear from you because everyday l am always on the road making sure the everything work out good but please for God sake don't give the diplomat any money to give to me because l don't know why you will give my salary to somebody l don't know. The barrister is a very good and strong lawyer in this country l will like us to work with him and sir as l told you l promise to work for you but as l told you don't give the diplomat my money to give to me sir. but if you give the diplomat my money i will not work for you. Thanks My regards to you Mr John Bamaya"